Self-Incorporation Services (this is not a real thing)

You, Inc.

Corporations in North Carolina pay less in taxes than you, can't go to jail, live forever, and have more political influence than you'll ever have. I thought you should at least get the certificate.

4 questions and you can too.

IPO Yourself 30 seconds · free · absolutely not real
0%
NC corp tax by 2030
3.99%
Your rate, and you're welcome
$125
Same-day LLC

What you get when you incorporate

Your tax rate by 2030 0% (seriously)
Personal liability Someone else's problem
Lifespan Literally forever
Politicians listen to you It's called "lobbying"
Political spending cap LOL
Prison risk Not applicable
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No email. No data collected. Just the certificate you honestly kind of deserve.

Obviously you can't actually become a corporation. That's the whole point. A Delaware LLC has more legal protection, a lower tax burden, and more political power than a human being in North Carolina... and nobody really talks about that because it sounds like it can't possibly be true. It is though. All of it. I'm Andy Bowline, running for NC Senate District 31. If you think this is as backwards as I do, let's talk.

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